Paranoia Soft Style T-Shirt (Unisex)

Paranoia, the feeling of being watched, doubted, or unsafe even when nothing is there. The Paranoia Soft Style T-Shirt from the Distorted Reality collection brings that invisible weight into the open, turning a silent struggle into something visible, relatable, and wearable.

This isn’t just clothing, it’s a conversation starter, a reminder that you are not alone, and a statement that mental health matters. Wearing this design allows you to carry your truth proudly while raising awareness for others who may be fighting the same battles.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this unisex tee delivers all-day comfort while keeping its shape through every wash. The bold Paranoia graphic reflects the experience of spirals and shadows, yet still standing strong. It’s more than fashion; it’s armour for your daily life.

Why you need this T-shirt:

• Express the unspoken: Show what paranoia feels like without having to explain it.
• Raise awareness: Spark meaningful conversations around mental health.
• Comfort + durability: High-quality cotton with a versatile unisex fit that lasts.
• Made for you: Every shirt is made to order — reducing waste and making your piece personal.
• Give back: £1 from every purchase supports mental health charities.

Whether you’re heading out with friends, layering it under a hoodie, or running your daily miles, this tee grounds you in both comfort and purpose. It’s for anyone who knows the weight of paranoia but refuses to let it define them.

Return Policy
We offer a 30-day return period. If you change your mind, select the wrong size, or find that the item does not fit as expected, you may request a return within 30 days of receiving your order.

To be eligible for a return, the item must be in its original condition: unworn or unused, with tags attached, and in the original packaging. Proof of purchase is also required.

How to Initiate a Return
Please contact us at returns@sadmilesclub.com to begin the return process. Our team will provide instructions and assist you in completing your return.

Damages and Issues
We kindly ask that you inspect your order upon delivery. If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please notify us immediately so that we can evaluate the issue and resolve it promptly.

Exchanges
To ensure the fastest service, we recommend returning the item you wish to exchange. Once your return is processed and accepted, you may place a new order for the desired item.

When will I get my order?

As items are made to order, it can take 3–7 days to fulfil an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:

• USA: 3–4 business days
• UK: 5–10 business days
• Australia: 2–14 business days
• Japan: 4–8 business days
• International: 10–20 business days

Shipping Costs:

UK Shipping

• from £3.41

International Shipping

• North America (US, Canada) from £3.34 up to £8.39
• Australia & New Zealand from £5.34 up to £12.25
• Japan from £3.26 up to £9.28
• Rest of World (ROW) from £8.91 up to £12.62

US Shipping Options

• from £3.52
• from £6.68

All sad miles club. products are made to order. This means your item is produced specifically for you once your order is placed. As a result, fulfilment and delivery times may be slightly longer than standard retail shipping.

This approach allows us to reduce overproduction, minimize waste, and support more sustainable fashion practices. We appreciate your understanding and thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.