Paranoia Hoodie (Unisex)

Paranoia can feel like waves crashing over you, relentless and overwhelming. The Paranoia Hoodie from the Distorted Reality collection makes that invisible struggle visible, transforming fear into a symbol of resilience and strength.

This hoodie is more than warmth, it’s a way to express what words often can’t, a statement that you are not alone, and an invitation to break stigma around mental health. The bold Paranoia graphic mirrors the spirals of doubt, yet wearing it proves that you’re still standing strong.

Made from a soft cotton–poly blend, this unisex hoodie delivers lasting comfort, durability, and a versatile style for cooler days. Whether layered up for a morning run or worn casually around town, it’s designed to keep you comfortable while making a powerful statement.

Why you need this hoodie:

• Wear your truth: Share what paranoia feels like without explanation.
• Spark awareness: Start conversations about mental health wherever you go.
• Comfort + durability: Pre-shrunk cotton–poly blend with a secure unisex fit.
• Eco-conscious: Made to order, reducing waste.
• Give back: £1 per purchase goes to mental health charities.

Return Policy
We offer a 30-day return period. If you change your mind, select the wrong size, or find that the item does not fit as expected, you may request a return within 30 days of receiving your order.

To be eligible for a return, the item must be in its original condition: unworn or unused, with tags attached, and in the original packaging. Proof of purchase is also required.

How to Initiate a Return
Please contact us at returns@sadmilesclub.com to begin the return process. Our team will provide instructions and assist you in completing your return.

Damages and Issues
We kindly ask that you inspect your order upon delivery. If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please notify us immediately so that we can evaluate the issue and resolve it promptly.

Exchanges
To ensure the fastest service, we recommend returning the item you wish to exchange. Once your return is processed and accepted, you may place a new order for the desired item.

When will I get my order?

As items are made to order, it can take 3–7 days to fulfil an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:

• USA: 3–4 business days
• UK: 5–10 business days
• Australia: 2–14 business days
• Japan: 4–8 business days
• International: 10–20 business days

Shipping Costs:

UK Shipping

• from £3.41

International Shipping

• North America (US, Canada) from £3.34 up to £8.39
• Australia & New Zealand from £5.34 up to £12.25
• Japan from £3.26 up to £9.28
• Rest of World (ROW) from £8.91 up to £12.62

US Shipping Options

• from £3.52
• from £6.68

All sad miles club. products are made to order. This means your item is produced specifically for you once your order is placed. As a result, fulfilment and delivery times may be slightly longer than standard retail shipping.

This approach allows us to reduce overproduction, minimize waste, and support more sustainable fashion practices. We appreciate your understanding and thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.