Distorted Reality Long Shorts (Unisex)

Picture yourself stepping out for a run, the world around you blurring into motion your focus sharp, your breathing steady. The Distorted Reality Long Shorts are built for that moment, when your body and mind align, and everything else fades away. Designed to move seamlessly with you, these shorts deliver effortless comfort whether you’re hitting the track, the gym, or the open water.

Crafted from lightweight, four-way stretch fabric, they offer freedom in every stride. The moisture-wicking material keeps you cool and dry, while UPF50+ protection shields your skin from the sun, so you can push your limits without hesitation.

Featuring a flexible elastic waistband, flat drawstring for a secure fit, and mesh side pockets for essentials, these shorts balance practicality and performance. The Distorted Reality Long Shorts are made to keep up with your every move , so you can focus on the run, the lift, or the moment of clarity that comes after.

Key features and benefits:

• Made from 91% recycled polyester and 9% spandex for durability and flexibility
• Four-way stretch microfiber fabric for unrestricted movement
• Breathable, moisture-wicking, and quick-drying to keep you cool
• UPF50+ protection for safe outdoor sessions
• Mesh side pockets and secure waistband for functional wear
• No inner lining for a lightweight, natural feel

Lifestyle and Versatility
From long-distance runs to high-intensity workouts, these shorts are designed for those who chase both progress and peace of mind. Each pair reflects a commitment to performance, sustainability, and mental well-being, reminding you that sometimes, clarity comes through motion.

Return Policy
We offer a 30-day return period. If you change your mind, select the wrong size, or find that the item does not fit as expected, you may request a return within 30 days of receiving your order.

To be eligible for a return, the item must be in its original condition: unworn or unused, with tags attached, and in the original packaging. Proof of purchase is also required.

How to Initiate a Return
Please contact us at returns@sadmilesclub.com to begin the return process. Our team will provide instructions and assist you in completing your return.

Damages and Issues
We kindly ask that you inspect your order upon delivery. If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please notify us immediately so that we can evaluate the issue and resolve it promptly.

Exchanges
To ensure the fastest service, we recommend returning the item you wish to exchange. Once your return is processed and accepted, you may place a new order for the desired item.

When will I get my order?

As items are made to order, it can take 3–7 days to fulfil an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:

• USA: 3–4 business days
• UK: 5–10 business days
• Australia: 2–14 business days
• Japan: 4–8 business days
• International: 10–20 business days

Shipping Costs:

UK Shipping

• from £3.41

International Shipping

• North America (US, Canada) from £3.34 up to £8.39
• Australia & New Zealand from £5.34 up to £12.25
• Japan from £3.26 up to £9.28
• Rest of World (ROW) from £8.91 up to £12.62

US Shipping Options

• from £3.52
• from £6.68

All sad miles club. products are made to order. This means your item is produced specifically for you once your order is placed. As a result, fulfilment and delivery times may be slightly longer than standard retail shipping.

This approach allows us to reduce overproduction, minimize waste, and support more sustainable fashion practices. We appreciate your understanding and thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.