Distorted Reality Shorts (Unisex)

Picture yourself stepping out for a run, the air cool, your focus sharp, your stride effortless. The Distorted Reality Shorts (Unisex) are built for those moments where motion becomes meditation. Whether you’re running, lifting, or simply chasing clarity, these shorts move with you, never against you.

Crafted from lightweight, four-way stretch fabric, they deliver flexibility and breathability in every movement. Moisture-wicking and quick-drying, they keep you cool through every mile or rep. With UPF50+ protection and a minimalist design, these shorts are built for performance that lasts, wherever your journey takes you.

The elastic waistband and flat drawstring offer a secure, adaptive fit, while mesh side pockets keep your essentials close without slowing you down. No inner lining means unrestricted comfort, giving you the freedom to move naturally and confidently.

Key features and benefits:

• Made from 91% recycled polyester and 9% spandex for durability and stretch
• Four-way stretch microfiber fabric moves with your body
• Moisture-wicking, breathable, and quick-drying for all-day comfort
• UPF50+ protection ideal for outdoor training
• Elastic waistband with flat white drawstring for a secure fit
• Mesh side pockets for small essentials
• No inner lining for a lightweight, natural feel

Lifestyle and Versatility
From the road to the weight room, the Distorted Reality Shorts (Unisex) adapt to your every move. Designed for athletes and everyday movers alike, they embody the balance between mental clarity and physical endurance, a reminder that sometimes, the best way to reconnect with yourself is to keep moving.

Return Policy
We offer a 30-day return period. If you change your mind, select the wrong size, or find that the item does not fit as expected, you may request a return within 30 days of receiving your order.

To be eligible for a return, the item must be in its original condition: unworn or unused, with tags attached, and in the original packaging. Proof of purchase is also required.

How to Initiate a Return
Please contact us at returns@sadmilesclub.com to begin the return process. Our team will provide instructions and assist you in completing your return.

Damages and Issues
We kindly ask that you inspect your order upon delivery. If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please notify us immediately so that we can evaluate the issue and resolve it promptly.

Exchanges
To ensure the fastest service, we recommend returning the item you wish to exchange. Once your return is processed and accepted, you may place a new order for the desired item.

When will I get my order?

As items are made to order, it can take 3–7 days to fulfil an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:

• USA: 3–4 business days
• UK: 5–10 business days
• Australia: 2–14 business days
• Japan: 4–8 business days
• International: 10–20 business days

Shipping Costs:

UK Shipping

• from £3.41

International Shipping

• North America (US, Canada) from £3.34 up to £8.39
• Australia & New Zealand from £5.34 up to £12.25
• Japan from £3.26 up to £9.28
• Rest of World (ROW) from £8.91 up to £12.62

US Shipping Options

• from £3.52
• from £6.68

All sad miles club. products are made to order. This means your item is produced specifically for you once your order is placed. As a result, fulfilment and delivery times may be slightly longer than standard retail shipping.

This approach allows us to reduce overproduction, minimize waste, and support more sustainable fashion practices. We appreciate your understanding and thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.